You know you're a mom when...

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When listening to the radio last week, as I always do after I drop the kids off - I was listening to Kellie Rasberry on Kid Kraddic in the Morning - they were talking about how you know you're a mom.  So many things in life change once you become a parent, and everything on the list Kellie was reading was sooo true.
She was referring to an article on Huffington Post: 24 Clear Signs You're a Mom - with reasons like:
1. Instead of running from projectile vomit, you run towards it.

2. You do more in seven minutes than most people do all day.

3. Happy hour has become the 60 minutes between your kids going to bed and you going to bed.

So that inspired me to make my own list.

You know you're a mom when...

...your purse has more snacks and toys than makeup and necessities.

...you've left home without a backup tampon, but never without a backup diaper.

...you can tell which kid has pooped before even checking their diapers.

...you've been peed on at least once, and nobody was drunk.

...you've been vomited on at least once, and nobody was drunk.

...you've hidden in the kitchen/bathroom/closet to enjoy a candy bar without having to share.

...you've let another person wipe snot on your shirt.

What would be on your list?